Oleksandr Usyk just folded Daniel Dubois like a beach chair at Wembley — again. Fifth round, face down, no questions asked. And once again, the heavyweight division stood still. Silent. Scared. Somewhere, Anthony Joshua probably rewatched it and whispered, “Thank God it’s over.”
And with that, Usyk’s left an entire generation of “dangerous” heavyweights either asleep on the canvas, curled into a ball, or staring into the abyss wondering how it all went wrong.
But wait… one man remains standing, arms crossed, eyes locked: Agit Kabayel. No trash talk. No Saudi begging. Just a man watching the execution and thinking, “Alright… my turn.”
THE UNBEATEN BODY PUNCHER WHO ACTUALLY WANTS USYK SMOKE
While the rest of the division’s out begging for a fight and Saudi money from some lad in white bedsheets who’s never thrown a punch in his life but acts like he runs boxing now, Agit Kabayel just showed up ringside, kept his mouth shut, and watched Usyk dismantle Dubois. No entourage, no clown suit, no begging — just fight energy.
Afterward, Kabayel kept it simple:
“Usyk is an excellent boxer. He made everything perfect and stopped him. It is what it is — this is heavyweight boxing.”
Translation: I watched a public execution and I still want next.
He added:
“My prediction was in the first three or four rounds, Daniel Dubois would push him, but Usyk is clever. He made a big counter and you saw the result.”
That’s called studying your homework — something Tyson Fury hasn’t done since 2015.
And Kabayel didn’t just throw words:
“I hate trash talk… but for the fans, this is the best matchup. Two guys who have never lost. He’s number one, I’m number four (Ring rankings). Why not? Let’s go. I’m ready.”
Say what you want — but the man’s got balls and a brain, which puts him already ahead of half the Ring Top 10.
USYK’S RESUME LOOKS LIKE A MORGUE — WHO HASN’T HE BURIED?
Let’s walk through the graveyard:
Anthony Joshua — Beat so bad he forgot which sport he was in. Tried to rap post-fight. Gave a monologue about pain and Ukraine that sounded like rejected EastEnders script. Usyk didn’t just beat him — he unplugged his brain. The man threw someone else’s belts out the ring. Like he was clearing out Lost Property.
Tyson Fury — Outboxed. Out-thought. Out of reality. Usyk slapped him so clean, Fury thought he won. That’s not confidence — that’s trauma. By round 9 he looked like a bloke who couldn’t remember where he parked his wife.
Daniel Dubois: Once the new hope, now the poster boy for Usyk’s body shot clinic. Dropped twice. Quit once. Knocked out once. If there’s a third fight, Dubois should enter on a stretcher just to save time.
Derek Chisora: Swung like a lunatic, hit nothing but air and spit. Usyk treated him like a punching demonstration at a shopping mall.
Tony Bellew: Talked more than he punched. Got countered, slumped, and stared at the ring lights like he’d just seen God.
Loudmouth Huck: Remember this clown? Usyk walked into Germany and beat the nationalism out of him in front of his own crowd. Huck flailed around like someone had cut his strings. The ref saved him from further public humiliation, but not before Usyk rearranged his guts.
Gassiev, Briedis, Glowacki: All unbeaten. All hyped. All handled. Usyk flew to their countries, ate their food, took their belts, and left them staring at the walls in silence.
Usyk’s not just taking 0s — he’s taking souls. Career momentum, PPVs, confidence… gone. Man turns contenders into existential crisis memes.
USYK IS NOW OFFICIALLY A LEGEND — FULL STOP
This isn’t up for debate. No “but Fury was rusty,” no “wait ‘til Wilder lands one,” none of that casual nonsense.
You’re watching greatness right now. Not maybe. Not later. Now.
Forget your nostalgia. This isn’t about Foreman’s power or Dempsey’s grit. This is the four-belt era. Travel, politics, broadcast wars. And this man still ran through it like it was light work.
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Olympic gold
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Undisputed cruiserweight — on enemy turf
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Two-time undisputed heavyweight (give it a week and watch the WBC scramble)
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24-0, cleared out everyone who mattered
Put his record next to anyone not named Ali or Louis and it holds. Easy. Most of the Hall of Fame wouldn’t last five with him — and deep down, you know that.
Usyk didn’t talk his way into this. He just kept showing up, ruining lives, and collecting history like it was on sale.
Put his résumé next to anyone not named Ali or Louis — and it holds up.
He’s not trying to be great. He’s already passed half the names in the Hall of Fame — and the other half wouldn’t last five rounds with him.
He’s not a heavyweight by nature — and yet he’s king of them all.
Usyk is a legend. Now. Not later. Not post-retirement. Now.
And if Agit Kabayel doesn’t bring something we haven’t seen before…
He’ll just be the next name on the tombstone.
